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document.write('<center><font color=white>Humorous</font></center><br />');  

if (input != "zz01") { document.write('<a href=zz01.html>Alice&acute;s Restaurant Massacree</a> - Arlo Guthrie<br />');}
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document.write('<center><font color=white>An Evening Wasted With Tom Lehrer</font></center><br />');  

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if (input != "tl02") { document.write('<a href=tl02.html>Bright College Days</a> - Tom Lehrer<br />');}
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if (input != "tl03") { document.write('<a href=tl03.html>A Christmas Carol</a> - Tom Lehrer<br />');}
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if (input != "tl04") { document.write('<a href=tl04.html>The Elements</a> - Tom Lehrer<br />');}
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if (input != "tl05") { document.write('<a href=tl05.html>Oedipus Rex</a> - Tom Lehrer<br />');}
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if (input != "tl06") { document.write('<a href=tl06.html>In Old Mexico</a> - Tom Lehrer<br />');}
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if (input != "tl07") { document.write('<a href=tl07.html>Clementine</a> - Tom Lehrer<br />');}
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if (input != "tl08") { document.write('<a href=tl08.html>It Makes A Fellow Proud To Be A Soldier</a> - Tom Lehrer<br />');}
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if (input != "tl09") { document.write('<a href=tl09.html>She&acute;s My Girl</a> - Tom Lehrer<br />');}
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if (input != "tl10") { document.write('<a href=tl10.html>The Masochism Tango</a> - Tom Lehrer<br />');}
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if (input != "tl11") { document.write('<a href=tl11.html>We Will All Go Together When We Go</a> - Tom Lehrer<br /><br />');}
else { document.write('<font color=white><b>We Will All Go Together When We Go</b> - Tom Lehrer</font><br /><br />');}

document.write('<center><font color=white>Bill Cosby - Himself</font></center><br />');  

if (input != "bc01") { document.write('<a href=bc01.html>The Dentist</a> - Bill Cosby<br />');}
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if (input != "bc02") { document.write('<a href=bc02.html>Natural Child Birth</a> - Bill Cosby<br />');}
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if (input != "bc03") { document.write('<a href=bc03.html>Brain Damage</a> - Bill Cosby<br />');}
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if (input != "bc04") { document.write('<a href=bc04.html>Kill The Boy</a> - Bill Cosby<br />');}
else { document.write('<font color=white><b>Kill The Boy</b> - Bill Cosby</font><br />');}
if (input != "bc05") { document.write('<a href=bc05.html>Chocolate Cake For Breakfast</a> - Bill Cosby<br />');}
else { document.write('<font color=white><b>Chocolate Cake For Breakfast</b> - Bill Cosby</font><br />');}
if (input != "bc06") { document.write('<a href=bc06.html>Same Thing Happens Every Night</a> - Bill Cosby<br />');}
else { document.write('<font color=white><b>Same Thing Happens Every Night</b> - Bill Cosby</font><br />');}
if (input != "bc07") { document.write('<a href=bc07.html>The Grandparents</a> - Bill Cosby<br /><br />');}
else { document.write('<font color=white><b>The Grandparents</b> - Bill Cosby</font><br /><br />');}

document.write('<center><font color=white>David Allan Coe - Funny Songs</font></center><br />');  

if (input != "da01") { document.write('<a href=da01.html>Beer Is Good For You</a> - David Allan Coe<br />');}
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if (input != "da02") { document.write('<a href=da02.html>Cocaine Carolina (With Johnny Cash)</a> - David Allan Coe<br />');}
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if (input != "da03") { document.write('<a href=da03.html>Devil Went Down To Jamaica</a> - David Allan Coe<br />');}
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if (input != "da04") { document.write('<a href=da04.html>Divers Do It Deeper</a> - David Allan Coe<br />');}
else { document.write('<font color=white><b>Divers Do It Deeper</b> - David Allan Coe</font><br />');}
if (input != "da05") { document.write('<a href=da05.html>Drink Canada Dry</a> - David Allan Coe<br />');}
else { document.write('<font color=white><b>Drink Canada Dry</b> - David Allan Coe</font><br />');}
if (input != "da06") { document.write('<a href=da06.html>Fuckin&acute; Jerk</a> - David Allan Coe<br />');}
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if (input != "da07") { document.write('<a href=da07.html>If That Ain&acute;t Country I&acute;ll Kiss Your Ass</a> - David Allan Coe<br />');}
else { document.write('<font color=white><b>If That Ain&acute;t Country I&acute;ll Kiss Your Ass</b> - David Allan Coe</font><br />');}
if (input != "da08") { document.write('<a href=da08.html>Jeff Gordons Gay</a> - David Allan Coe<br />');}
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if (input != "da09") { document.write('<a href=da09.html>Marijuanaville</a> - David Allan Coe<br />');}
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if (input != "da10") { document.write('<a href=da10.html>Osama Bin Laden Song</a> - David Allan Coe<br />');}
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if (input != "da11") { document.write('<a href=da11.html>She&acute;s Fat, I&acute;m Drunk, It&acute;s On</a> - David Allan Coe<br />');}
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if (input != "da12") { document.write('<a href=da12.html>Tennessee Whiskey</a> - David Allan Coe<br />');}
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if (input != "da15") { document.write('<a href=da15.html>The I-95 Asshole Song</a> - David Allan Coe<br />');}
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if (input != "da16") { document.write('<a href=da16.html>Titties And Beer</a> - David Allan Coe<br />');}
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if (input != "da17") { document.write('<a href=da17.html>You Never Even Called Me By My Name</a> - David Allan Coe<br /><br />');}
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document.write('<center><font color=white>The Best Of Spike Jones</font></center><br />');  

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if (input != "sj02") { document.write('<a href=sj02.html>William Tell Overture</a> - Spike Jones<br />');}
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if (input != "sj03") { document.write('<a href=sj03.html>Chloe</a> - Spike Jones<br />');}
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else { document.write('<font color=white><b>Hawaiian War Chant</b> - Spike Jones</font><br />');}
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else { document.write('<font color=white><b>Liebestraum</b> - Spike Jones</font><br />');}
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